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Remind me to never read about historical bisexuals ever again

foxnewsofficial:

let’s see you try to unfollow me without any arms

ladydarkwolf:

bunnyfood:

Charging the cat

The eyes are green. It’s charged. Please unplug your cat.

ladydarkwolf:

bunnyfood:

Charging the cat

The eyes are green. It’s charged. Please unplug your cat.

mrhaliboot:

#about2gokillthequeenofarendelle #LOL #butfirstletmetakeaselfie

mrhaliboot:

#about2gokillthequeenofarendelle #LOL #butfirstletmetakeaselfie

sincerely-steeny:

galifianafuck:

when you write a sentence and it rhymes

image

why does the picture make perfect sense

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misscherrylikesitdirty:

I think I might have broken my finger reblogging this. 

allie (acoustic)
patrick stump
PLAYED: 18061 times

joetrohman:

things id like to point out

  • the “belonged to me” part
  • he sang the solo
  • the grunt
  • the end
  • the whole thing
albinwonderland:

sairobee:

popsugartech:

Comic-Con’s first ever geek couture fashion show was UNREAL. Our favorite? This LOKI dress.

Holy shit y’all, check out justbetsycostumes' fabulous Loki dress. The feathers are genius!

that is so clever!

albinwonderland:

sairobee:

popsugartech:

Comic-Con’s first ever geek couture fashion show was UNREAL. Our favorite? This LOKI dress.

Holy shit y’all, check out justbetsycostumes' fabulous Loki dress. The feathers are genius!

that is so clever!

veganinspo:

Vegan Double Chocolate Coconut Cookies

veganinspo:

Vegan Double Chocolate Coconut Cookies

posted 4 days ago with 205 notes via veganinspo
tagged as: #LAVANDE #JE LES AI FAIT #C'ÉTAIT MORTEL 

uncoeur:

lokiaintevenbovvered:

venusaurphobia:

The correct pronunciation of “colonel” is, without exaggeration, the stupidest thing on this planet

ENGLISH IS NOT MY NATIVE LANGUAGE SO AFTER SEEING THIS POST A MILLION TIMES I FINALLY GOOGLED THE PRONUNCIATION AND NOW I AM SO ANGRY

Ça vous apprendra à voler NOS mots bande de merdes.

slimedeath:

what am i supposed to talk about with people who dont watch tv shows

metaknighty:

today a 4 foot tall freshman in an angry birds t shirt pushed me out of the way because he “has an honors class to get to move peasant” 

thestolencaryatid:

passive aggressive family members

"guess i’ll never be a grandma"

"guess i’ll never be an aunt"

"guess i’ll never be able to dress a niece/nephew"

stop feeling so entitled to my hypothetical offspring. it is not yours. it is mine. i will grow it if i grow it. and it will be mine. not yours. i am not an incubator which grants you familial titles. jesus. go away. this “have a baby i can play with” thing is so impersonal and insensitive and annoying.