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Mischief & Lies.

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eoinydrix:

ctrayn:

this might be the greatest weapon man has ever conceived.

I must use this power to annoy!

eoinydrix:

ctrayn:

this might be the greatest weapon man has ever conceived.

I must use this power to annoy!

WHAT A GIRL WANTS

concert tickets

WHAT A GIRL NEEDS

money for concert tickets

tomhazeldine:

#When people ask me if I’m ever going to stop liking Tom Hiddleston

tomhazeldine:

#When people ask me if I’m ever going to stop liking Tom Hiddleston

londoncallingsigh:

Rosencrantz And Guildenstern Are Dead (National Theatre 50 Years On Stage)

presidentgay:

i only argue when i know i’m right which is why i’m always arguing

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

ultrafacts:

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One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?

Anonymous

rats-in-the-walls:

deadinmagazines:

stripperina:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

image

Oh snap

BOOOOM

seaweedbraens:

how do people assume percy and annabeth will name their future children names like celeste and stuff (i mean dont get me wrong its a really pretty name) but this is percy we’re talking about he’ll probably name his son jack just so he can say jack jackson and things like “jack, son, you are a jackson” and then he’ll crack up so bad annabeth will have to drag him out of the room or something

society: oh you have your period? well you have two options.
woman: okay.
society: you can use sanitary pads, which make you feel like you are wearing a diaper, and have the added fun benefit of being extremely uncomfortable and give you the extreme paranoia that they will not be enough coverage and at any moment with any movement or sudden sneeze you'll bleed over onto your clothes and walk around all day with blood stained trousers while everyone points and laughs at you.
woman: sounds awful. what's my second option.
society: a penis shaped wad of cotton that you shove uncomfortably inside yourself and it catches the blood before it leaves your body.
woman: still seems pretty awful.
society: wait! it gets better! there's the outside chance that using those will kill you!
woman: well, are they at least free? like how men can have access to free condoms? i mean, it's not like i'm choosing for this to happen.
society: HAHAHA! that's funny. no, you have to pay for them. and they're really fucking expensive.
woman:
society: oh, and if you tell anyone that you ARE on your period, your judgement, opinions, and reactions are going to be dismissed as the crazy ramblings of a lunatic.
woman:
society:
woman: i think i'll go with my third option.
society:
woman:
society: what third option?
woman: i think i'll bleed on everything you love.